Poohy Parodies...

True to form, D and I sing silly songs to Bryn while changing and feeding him. My favourite is to the tune of the Hokey Pokey. It goes

You take the left tit in, you spit the left tit out
You take the right tit in and you suck the milky out
You do a great big burpy then you cry out loud
Cos that's what it's all about!

Oh, do the Brynie Burpy
Oh, do the Brynie Burpy
Oh, do the Brynie Burpy
And that's what it's all about!

The one that D sings is 'Ma, she's making eyes at me, Ma, she's awful nice to me etc.", because when Bryn starts to cry for me it does sound like he's saying "maaaaaa......." !!!